Conference Room Phrases

Conference Room Phrases

Move the Needle Thread The Needle Disengaged Stakeholders At the End of the Day Bottom Line Ship It Cutting Edge/Bleeding Edge Technology Customer Centric Innovation Disruptive Permission/Forgiveness Rule In 2016 I bought Sarah Cooper’s book “100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings” because it seemed so real and true to what I was hearing in […]

Easy, right?

Easy, right?

How does this thing work? Isn’t it intuitive? Can we break this down so I don’t have to think about it, read a manual, reference a tool tip or a watch a canned on-boarding slideshow? Can you explain it to me like I’m five – like they do on reddit-sometimes with a side of mansplaining? […]

On Friendly Bullying…

On Friendly Bullying…

I used to own a Bouvier, a dog that is about 120 pounds of powerful fluff. When I first inherited him, he was about 3 years old, and pretty well trained, but not yet neutered. Other dog owners scolded me and told me his enthusiasm for play and full body contact with other dogs of […]

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Layers of Understanding

Layers of Understanding

I miss my commute friend. We’d spend 30 minutes some mornings just chit-chatting, getting to know each other. We both sat in the same 2 adjacent seats each day, and there is a certain intimacy that develops when you see the same stranger do the same things that you do everyday for a while. You […]

When Every Transaction is a Usability Study

When Every Transaction is a Usability Study

A few months back I made a special trip over to Kaleidoscope Coffee in Pt. Richmond to get a latte. Not only is the coffee shop locally owned and very literary, (they used to host regular open mic nights and such) it always has a rotating display of local artists’ works on the walls. I […]

Down by a point

Down by a point

In the middle of the night, when I wake up with that middle-aged worry, tossing and turning, I sometimes put on a podcast, or an audible book. Somebody please tell me a story, help me to fall back asleep.  Last night’s lullaby was the Hidden Brain by Shankar Vedantam. It was a little too interesting […]

Red Lights Kill The Deal

Red Lights Kill The Deal

I cycled to work each day for almost five years. Even though I was at 2 different companies during that time, the route was identical, just a few blocks shorter on that last year. Some mornings, depending on what time I was rolling through, it was just me and the green lights, everyone stays in […]

Slow Down! Threat of Death Imminent!

Slow Down! Threat of Death Imminent!

Why is it that is my favorite kind of fun?  I’m not an adrenaline junkie by any stretch of the imagination, but the thrill of taking a right hand turn just as fast as you can without losing the backend of the car, or gliding down the mountain on skis just edging you toward loss […]

My Hourly Rate Varies Widely

My Hourly Rate Varies Widely

My Hourly Rate Varies. Widely. Whether I’m earning $12.25 per hour or $125.00 per hour it matters not. I care more about what I am doing, who I am doing it with, and if we are enjoying our time together. Are we accomplishing something as a team? Am I doing my thing, are you doing […]