Your Craptitude and My Aptitude

I’ve almost lost count of how many times I’ve been laid off. (eight times in 23 years) Isn’t that some kind of record?

You Don’t Need Research, You Need Therapy

If I had a nickel for every time a research respondent walked away feeling like they’d been to therapy…I’d be rich.

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Takes One To Know One

You know the phrase, “you can’t bullshit a bullshitter?” I’ve always understood this, being a self-proclaimed bullshitter. The only person who can really tell if I am lying is my mother, and even though she thinks she knows, she doesn’t always.  In the world of business, I contend that in leadership and bosshood, there is […]

Work vs. Re-Work

When I was seven, my favorite joke went like this: Two guys sitting on a fence, Pete + Repeat. Pete falls off. Who’s left?Repeat.Two guys sitting on a fence, Pete + Repeat. Pete falls off. Who’s left? Repeat For a seven year old, this was a joyous loop of giggling. For my friends and family, […]

Conference Room Phrases

Move the Needle Thread The Needle Disengaged Stakeholders At the End of the Day Bottom Line Ship It Cutting Edge/Bleeding Edge Technology Customer Centric Innovation Disruptive Permission/Forgiveness Rule In 2016 I bought Sarah Cooper’s book “100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings” because it seemed so real and true to what I was hearing in […]

Layers of Understanding

I miss my commute friend. We’d spend 30 minutes some mornings just chit-chatting, getting to know each other. We both sat in the same 2 adjacent seats each day, and there is a certain intimacy that develops when you see the same stranger do the same things that you do everyday for a while. You […]

Mouthing Off

I can get pretty fired up sometimes, so I’ve been told. Back when I was a young whipper-snapper I worked at a company called Wall Data.  This was back before the Internet was used as a business application and Wall Data was a software company that provided desktop PC connection back to the Mainframe or […]

The Food Sucks

One of the best bosses I ever had was fired from Stubhub, six months after the new CMO was brought in. He suddenly found himself working for a cape wearing fashionista, who wanted to take the marketing budget and peanut butter spread it out evenly throughout the year. He was pretty shocked and was devastated […]